Table Of Contents
1. Some writing about my marriage
2. In which I relate to YOU
3. A Fractal Theory of Jenna Elfman
4. Snarks Directed at a Woman who Loves Me Unconditionally (I got no class.)
5. Fun with E.L. Doctorow quotes!
6. The superior of two poems
7.—A Thought About Castration—
8. Some prurient, trembling sentiment
9. My first engagement, part I
10. The inferior of two poems
11. Photo/caption pertaining to snails (that only I like)
12. Well, You wanted to know what I think of that Joaquin Phoenix hoax business
13. A piece of Short Fiction
14. In which I freewrite about Some Music, in a prurient, trembling, sentimental manner.